42 days detention for Gordon

Tuesday, 03 June 2008 08:02

Scottish schoolboy Gordon Brown has been given 42 detentions for not listening in class

Gordon used to be an average pupil at St NuLabs comprehensive in Drowning St but his recent behaviour is causing his parents and teachers much concern. Gordon's obsessive behaviour and temper tantrums are a worry.

'Gordon used to be such a nice boy' says his mum, 'but now he demands his own way over everything' she continued 'and when he doesn't get it, he's so nasty and spiteful, especially to the boys who sit next to him'.

Read more: 42 days detention for Gordon

 

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Monday, 02 June 2008 00:00

St NuLabs was in uproar again this afternoon following the throwing of a severe temper tantrum by Grodon Clown

Young Grodon had consumed a whole bottle of Tesco's apple fizz and was behaving in a strange way outside the school in Drowning St. Police were called because no-one was willing to approach him. Police informed young Grodon that this would not do.

Read more: Young Gordon caught drinking under age again

   

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