Cameron gets his war

Thursday, 03 December 2015 09:58

David Cameron finally gets his way war

December 2015 and little David Cameron finally gets what he wanted for Christmas, his very own war. Yes, at last, little David joins Tony Blair and others before him in starting a war. It's taken time and he's had to rely on support from those nasty rough kids on the other side of the street, but finally he's going to get the thing he really wanted.

Gung Ho friends have been telling him that he really needs to keep pestering and eventually he will get his own way, just like he did over the last two really important things that he wanted, gay marriage and the Cameron cost - a charge on plastic bags.

Now little David really feels satisfied and happy and will write a 'thank you' note to santa using the blood of the innocents that he's condemned and mentally tot up how much taxpayers' money he's wasting.

 

Witch hunt gathers pace

Monday, 07 July 2014 09:44

The 'abuse' witch hunt continues to gather pace, fuelled by media hype and the public's insatiable appetite for titillation. New allegations emerge daily -" A well-known person put a spell on my cow by putting his hand on it's udder while I was watching. It was 25 years ago buy I remember as if it was yesterday."

"Of course compensation has nothing to do with my decision to come forward now, neither does the exposure and celebrity status that it brings. I just want to see justice done and the vile wizzard brought to book."

It's even said that the king and his ministers have somehow been involved, but that the evidence has been hidden or burned.

No need to worry, we have a hoard of highly paid witch hunters who are ready to do their duty and root out the witches and wizzards no matter how long it takes and how much it costs - as long as someone else is paying. They of course have nothing to gain, they despise the publicity it brings to them and the money they make. They hate the opportunity of accusing well-known people of heinous crimes. Their only motive is the true exposure of hideous superstitious acts no matter where and when they took place.

Try getting the potholes in your town fixed and there's no money, but funds for never-ending public enquiries are found as if by magic . . . what a sick country we have become.

 

Send a clear message to the US, don't go there!

Monday, 07 July 2014 09:32

More airport mysery as the US demands tighter security - send a clear message to the US by not visiting the USA.

We are all dragged into the United States' problems and have to put up with intrusive searches and delays when travelling.

It's time to send a clear message to the US by not going to their country. If there's one thing the US understands it's money! They make a lot of money from tourists and people draw by apparently cheap flights and shopping. But make no mistake, shopping in the US is not what you think, and you'll have to pay import duty and VAT on what you bring back. In most cases you can actually buy things cheaper here in the UK, especially when you take into account the cost of the flight, passport and all the other extras.

Don't foget too that in the US tipping is considered essential, it's not really a tip, it's part of the cost of a meal so you are expected to cough up 20% or more. Getting it wrong can lead to abuse and being chased down the street by irate staff.

The answer is simple, don't go to the US, you'll save yourself a lot of hassle and stress.

   

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